1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:05,700 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.LT 3 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:08,666 (marker squeaking) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT 5 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,500 - [Milly Voice-over] I've seen unbelievable things. 6 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:28,791 The dazzling anti-matter fountains of Kyclos. 7 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:35,541 Gravity beams blazing from the dying Eta Carinae. 8 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:39,583 Beings with their bums where their mouths should be. 9 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:45,408 But I've never had more fun than that day in a place 10 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:49,458 called Tooting on a planet called Earth. 11 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:54,158 That was where I met the strangest life-form 12 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:57,125 I've ever met in any dimension. 13 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:00,241 Teenagers! 14 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:03,083 (explosion booms) 15 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:11,791 (gentle electronic music) 16 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:43,208 (upbeat techno music) 17 00:02:06,958 --> 00:02:10,116 - So, you say you think you like Dan, 18 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:12,333 but you don't feel happy about liking him. 19 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:17,200 - Yeah, I suppose that's it. That's a paradox. 20 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,825 Like everything in my life. 21 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,991 - Do you know what it is about Dan that makes you 22 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,125 feel that way? 23 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:26,700 - Well he's not very cool, but that shouldn't matter. 24 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:27,583 - But it does? 25 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:33,833 - Yeah. No, I don't know. It's so confusing. 26 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,408 Who are the cool people? 27 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:41,450 - You know, the really popular people who everybody hates. 28 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,833 - Do you think you're cool? 29 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:45,416 - No. No 30 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:47,708 Yeah. 31 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:50,625 No. 32 00:02:51,666 --> 00:02:56,200 - So a cool person wouldn't want to go out with you. 33 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,116 - Probably not. 34 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:59,541 - So Dan definitely can't be cool. 35 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,533 - Yeah that's it. 36 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:06,033 If somebody wants to go out with me, they can't be cool. 37 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,416 If somebody wants to go out with me they must be... 38 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:11,166 ...a nerd. 39 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:15,375 (upbeat funk music) Oh god. 40 00:03:16,041 --> 00:03:17,041 Come on! 41 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,950 - Why did I cut my hair? 42 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,041 - Yeah, why did you? 43 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:25,991 - I cut my hair because I thought it would 44 00:03:26,051 --> 00:03:27,833 look hard but realistically looks so stupid. 45 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:28,875 No, no, no. 46 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,158 - You look hard. 47 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,958 - Yeah Louis, hard to fancy. 48 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,250 - That's enough. 49 00:03:41,541 --> 00:03:42,541 (Laughter) 50 00:03:42,791 --> 00:03:44,708 No. No! 51 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,125 That is a good look. 52 00:03:47,416 --> 00:03:48,416 (Sighs) 53 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:51,958 (upbeat electronic music) 54 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:58,875 Oh Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou. 55 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:03,083 Romeo... (distinctive chatter and classroom sounds) 56 00:04:13,791 --> 00:04:17,166 - Charlotte, we know you're blessed with the attention span 57 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:20,416 of a goldfish, could you get back to work please. 58 00:04:20,666 --> 00:04:21,708 - Sorry, Miss. 59 00:04:22,916 --> 00:04:25,750 - She still doesn't know her lines. 60 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:33,041 - Oh, I mean it's okay she's still got a good 4 hours. 61 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:34,908 (bell ringing) 62 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:38,458 (upbeat electronic music) 63 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,825 - I've got my run-through, now. 64 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,116 - See you in a bit. 65 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,166 - Good luck. 66 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,083 - So, I got the keys. 67 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:58,491 - Cool. 68 00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:01,158 - And as soon as we've done and the play has started, 69 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:02,450 we can get in there. 70 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,283 - Okay. 71 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,366 - And Louis' brother is getting beer. 72 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:06,825 I've made a playlist. 73 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,241 - Okay. 74 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:09,283 - What? 75 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:10,616 - Nothing, I'll be there. 76 00:05:10,666 --> 00:05:14,450 - You and Dan will be there. Yay, best night ever. 77 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,583 - Let the debauchery commence! 78 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:19,250 Louis! 79 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:34,750 - Hello. 80 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:36,916 - Where have you been? 81 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:40,416 - Just been doing some maths with Mr. Price. 82 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,366 Did Charlotte get the keys? 83 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:43,408 - Yeah. 84 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:44,291 - Great. 85 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:53,416 - Dan, this isn't working. 86 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:56,241 - What's not working? 87 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:58,708 - Us, like this relationship? 88 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,283 - We're in a relationship? 89 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:02,125 - As of now. No. 90 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,516 - Oh my god I've never been in a relationship before. 91 00:06:04,566 --> 00:06:07,841 - This is Amazing. If I knew we were in a relationship I would have just actually- 92 00:06:07,883 --> 00:06:11,408 - Just thinking about tonight. It's not what I want. 93 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,541 - Oh, yeah, no. It's cool. 94 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:16,916 Are you sure? 95 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:20,583 - Yeah I think so, you know I'll see you at the play. 96 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,083 - Helen? 97 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:25,791 Er... 98 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:28,825 How's your coursework going? 99 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:29,708 - Good. 100 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:32,658 - Am I annoying you? 101 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:34,458 - Yeah, I'll see you later. 102 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:39,241 - Well thanks, you know, I wasn't knowing we were having a relationship. 103 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:41,116 - Look Dan it's not you, it's me. 104 00:06:41,166 --> 00:06:42,666 - Ah, that old chestnut. 105 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,125 (Grunts / frustrated) 106 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:49,833 Hi Dan. 107 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:52,700 - Who said you could come and mix with the normal people? 108 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,625 - Nice hair. Where did you get it cut? 109 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:55,700 - Pets R Us! 110 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,958 (calm music with singing) 111 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,833 ♪ There's no need to hide ♪ 112 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,875 ♪ even if we could ♪ 113 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,958 ♪ I'll keep my eyes wide open ♪ 114 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,666 ♪ for something up above ♪ 115 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:13,416 ♪ I realise now, the key to life is love ♪ 116 00:07:14,666 --> 00:07:15,458 (phone chyme) 117 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:21,625 ♪ I realise now, the key to life is love ♪ 118 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:28,200 (radio playing) 119 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:29,791 - Why would you do that Helen? 120 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:33,241 After me and Louis went to so much trouble 121 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:35,408 to set you guys up. 122 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,125 - You didn't see his hair cut. 123 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:42,075 - He can get new hair Helen, it can grow. 124 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:44,458 - I just want to be shallow for once like you. 125 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:48,500 - You should've never done philosophy. 126 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:51,708 You been worse since you started that. 127 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:56,291 I mean, you've always been miserable, but at least you used to be funny. 128 00:07:57,791 --> 00:07:59,366 - We did the Hedonists today. 129 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:00,200 - Boring. 130 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,450 - They thought the only point in life was pleasure. 131 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,366 - It is. 132 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,741 - They're right. I mean, what's the point in life you can't 133 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:08,625 have any fun? Might as well ended it all now. 134 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:10,541 - Helen! 135 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:15,458 Babes, don't say that. 136 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:24,291 Louie, you know Helen just dumped Dan. 137 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:26,658 - What, why? 138 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:28,833 - His haircut. Basically. 139 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:32,500 - Yeah, what the hell happened there? 140 00:08:34,041 --> 00:08:38,491 - No, no, I mean, it will grow out. Helen you do know he's 141 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:40,575 liked you since year seven? 142 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:41,458 - I know. 143 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,991 - Tell him you've changed your mind. 144 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:47,250 - No I can't do that. 145 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,241 - Why don't you just become a nun? 146 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:54,116 I mean they don't have any fun either. 147 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,166 (laughing) 148 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:57,291 They do in the Sound of Music. 149 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,333 (plucky music) 150 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,291 (yelling) 151 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,958 - Who the hell put that there? 152 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:12,450 - So I have to divide by a factor of five, 153 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,750 and then I've got the mean. 154 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,700 Oh, hi dad. 155 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,950 Everything okay? 156 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,991 - How's the math studies? 157 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:23,333 - Yeah, I'm actually finally starting to get it. 158 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:25,083 Helen is such a brilliant teacher. 159 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,616 - Brought your sock. 160 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:29,789 Well I won't keep you from your studies. I do not 161 00:09:29,849 --> 00:09:32,241 humiliation of another report like the one last week. 162 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:34,216 Charlotte struggles to maintain her potential and 163 00:09:34,276 --> 00:09:36,200 doesn't seem to have the support of her parents. 164 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,991 I mean, how embarrassing is that for me 165 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,991 as a senior teacher at the school. 166 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:46,166 - Dad, you know how I'm supposed to be helping with the 167 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,991 makeup of the school play tonight? 168 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:51,825 You have to unground me for one night. 169 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,700 - No chance. You can't afford a night off with the exams so close. 170 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:58,241 - But It's Shakespeare. It's educational. 171 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:00,450 Romeo and Julianne. 172 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,283 - Juliet. 173 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,575 - N-O. 174 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:05,866 - But I'm the only person that can do Lauren's hair. 175 00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:07,200 - Really? 176 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:08,033 - She is. 177 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,450 Lauren's hair is weird. 178 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,283 - Yeah. 179 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:14,158 - You've used up all your second chances. - Oh but, you're ruining my life. 180 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:15,283 - It's not a tragedy. 181 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,366 - I think you'll find it is Mr Merriweather. 182 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:18,866 One of his most famous ones. 183 00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:21,241 - Oh, how we laughed. 184 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:22,125 No. 185 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,750 (Charlotte grunts with anger - door bangs shut) 186 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,450 - You've got to get me out of here. 187 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,533 I mean, your head girl. 188 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,041 You can pull some strings. 189 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:37,375 (upbeat electronic music) 190 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,583 (16th century style music) 191 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:15,958 - Mr. Jass! How's the play going? 192 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,791 - Er.. very promising, sir. 193 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,371 - (quavery) What's that supposed to mean? The school governors 194 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,678 are all gonna be here tonight. We need this play to be 195 00:11:23,738 --> 00:11:26,192 something really special. You need this play to be something 196 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,000 really special. Do I make myself clear? Yes sir, crystal. Special 197 00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,250 (Water squirting, gasps) 198 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,500 (musical theater playing) 199 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:52,208 - So let's take it from, act one scene five, 200 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,500 if I profane. 201 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:02,033 - If I profane with my unworthiest hand, 202 00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:05,866 this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this, 203 00:12:05,916 --> 00:12:09,408 my lips two blushing pilgrims, ready stand 204 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,958 to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss. 205 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:18,283 - Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, 206 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,283 which mannerly shows in this; 207 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:24,700 For saints palms, pilgrims, 208 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,625 for pilgrim's hands that palm saints do touch and 209 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:32,000 palm to palm is holy Palmers touch. 210 00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:33,833 Er... no, no 211 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,241 Kiss! 212 00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:36,208 - Heaven sake! 213 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,116 - You're making it worse, 214 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,616 - Am I? My mom and dad are coming. 215 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,991 My Nan's coming my cousin's coming. 216 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:46,625 My little brother who worships me is coming. 217 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,250 This is gonna be the most humiliating night of life. 218 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,366 - You're just hogging the stage. 219 00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:58,075 You're not giving me my cues correctly. 220 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:58,908 - Really? 221 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:02,708 - So er, let's just try that again. 222 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:09,075 - Hi Dan. I was just talking to Helen. Bummer. 223 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:13,033 - Yeah, no, it's fine. I'm fine. 224 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,450 Yeah course you are, nobody minds getting dumped. 225 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,041 Not bothered at all. 226 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,791 - She's liked you since you were 11. 227 00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:21,916 - You can go off people. 228 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,033 Do you have any money saved? 229 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,333 - Yeah I've got a bit from tutoring, why? 230 00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:30,416 - I think you need a style makeover. 231 00:13:30,791 --> 00:13:32,291 When can I take you shopping? 232 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,583 Dan, are you there? 233 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,700 - No, I hate clothes. You know that. 234 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,741 I look like some of the street. 235 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:45,658 I mean, do you think that's why Helen broke up with me. 236 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:49,825 - Yeah. Let's go to Westfield on Saturday. 237 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,116 - Yeah. Okay. 238 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,158 - Great. 239 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:57,075 (upbeat electronic music) 240 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:57,783 - Who was that? 241 00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,533 - Oh it was er, my mum. 242 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:04,116 - Oh, I thought it might be Helen. What happened then? 243 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:09,166 - It was a mutual decision. We mutually decided that we 244 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,250 didn't want to get too serious before exams. 245 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:14,658 - Mate, you are taking these exams way too serious. 246 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:15,541 - Really? 247 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:16,825 Maybe. 248 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,533 - You're gonna have no fun in your life 249 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:19,991 and then you'll be dead. 250 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:21,700 - Well at least my dad will be happy, 251 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,616 so my soul can rest in peace. 252 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:27,241 (orchestral music) 253 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:30,166 - Mr. Jass has told me that you've all been disrespectful, and rude 254 00:14:30,226 --> 00:14:33,102 today. I will not allow a teacher to be treated like that ever, but 255 00:14:33,162 --> 00:14:36,123 particularly not today when it's more important than ever that we all 256 00:14:36,183 --> 00:14:39,408 pull together and try to make the school look as good as we possibly can. 257 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:43,791 Ah Veronika! I mean Miss Tchaikova. I'm afraid I'm busy. 258 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:50,283 - Nathan, I've just had a very disturbing phone conversation 259 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,291 with the Chair of the School Governors. 260 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,116 - Wait here. 261 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:58,750 And I'll be leaving this door open so no funny business. 262 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:03,325 - It's official. OFSTED gave us unsatisfactory and the 263 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,241 governors are talking about failures at senior leadership 264 00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,075 level. 265 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:07,908 That's us. 266 00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:10,325 - It didn't help that the Inspectors found us together in 267 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,291 the book cupboard. 268 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,708 - I'm a passionate woman. 269 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:17,241 Sometimes I can't help myself. 270 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,000 - So this evening really is vital. 271 00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,158 Our only chance of redemption. 272 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,783 - The play looks awful. 273 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:26,200 Jass seems to have lost control of it. He's an idiot. 274 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:30,458 - Look, be nice to him. Build his confidence. 275 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,083 But not too nice. 276 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:37,533 Not as nice as you're being to Mr. Adamant. 277 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,750 - I'll be as nice as I want, to whoever I want. 278 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:45,208 - So it is all over between us then? 279 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:48,750 - Time will tell. Anything can happen. 280 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,908 - You do so like to be enigmatic don't you. 281 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,250 - Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don't. 282 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:58,158 - Just how nice are you being to Mr Adamant, 283 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,208 if you don't mind me asking? 284 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,750 - Quite nice. 285 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,283 (door knocking) 286 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,241 - Come in. 287 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,283 Ah, hello Helen. How can I help? 288 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:23,033 - It's Charlotte Merriweather sir. Her dad has grounded her she's 289 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,825 really needed for the makeup for the play tonight. 290 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,991 I wonder if you could call him get her ungrounded? 291 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,166 - No problem leave with me. I'll call him. 292 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,491 What have you got to say for yourself this time? Ay? 293 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:38,533 - We couldn't help it. We didn't know Mr Jass' name was Hugh 294 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,908 until ms Pringle called him Hugh. 295 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:41,791 - Yes. 296 00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:43,750 Hugh. 297 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,491 Hugh Jass. 298 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,866 What's funny about that? 299 00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:50,533 - Yes. What is humour about that? 300 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,791 - Come on. Explain. 301 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,458 (tense music building) 302 00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:01,208 (thick rocket noise building) 303 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:03,333 (electronic squealing sounds) 304 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:05,000 (wooshing, swirling) 305 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:08,291 (thunder sounds) 306 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,625 (Electric crackle) 307 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,958 (plucky, comical, mysterious music) 308 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,208 (groaning) 309 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,783 - I think as we were transitioning between dimensions, 310 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:12,666 something screwed up and we've uploaded into the nearest 311 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:16,250 available body lifeforms as an emergency procedure. 312 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:21,333 - You mean we've got bodies? 313 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,833 - Bodies? 314 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,291 How gross. 315 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:29,708 What are these? 316 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,583 - No idea 317 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,033 - This squeaking noise we are making is 318 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:44,083 some form of crude communication. 319 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,783 - This is your fault. 320 00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,166 No focus. 321 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:53,291 - It's always my fault lately isn't it. 322 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,666 - Too much fantasizing about mingling with some 323 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:59,166 disembodied life forms instead of focusing 324 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,666 on the anti-matter in hand. 325 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,541 - I'll mingle with who I want. 326 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,833 - I've come to realise that. 327 00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:06,500 (groaning, screaming) 328 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:07,541 Pig! 329 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:10,583 - What's a pig? 330 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,166 - I have no idea. 331 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,208 It just came to me. 332 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,333 - Where are we? 333 00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:19,866 - God knows. 334 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,158 - Well ask him then, why don't you? 335 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,416 - Who's god? 336 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,291 - God knows. 337 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,575 - We can't go out there. 338 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,700 There will be alien life-forms lurking. 339 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,958 - Okay let's focus. 340 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,075 We need to contact the recovery team 341 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,708 and gather some data about this. 342 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,875 (electrical bleeping sound swirling) 343 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:50,916 (electronic upbeat music) 344 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:54,958 (shocked) Oh! 345 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,625 (Gasps, heavy breathing) 346 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,991 - Charlotte is grounded. 347 00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:03,316 Her dad's not gonna let her out because she's so behind in all her work. 348 00:20:03,358 --> 00:20:05,366 - Can't we just get someone else to do the makeup? 349 00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:08,484 - Screw the makeup. You know the plan for tonight. Dan, you're 350 00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:11,916 gonna have to go to her house and convince her dad to let her out. 351 00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:14,331 No. He likes you. You're the only one who understands 352 00:20:14,391 --> 00:20:16,533 what's going on in all of his physics lessons. 353 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,241 - That's true. I suppose I could, I am bored and... 354 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,291 Helen was supposed to come so, 355 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:26,391 - No, I don't mean it like that. I was just saying that Helen was- 356 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,266 - Dan. 357 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:30,583 - Okay. 358 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,000 (phone ringing with music) 359 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,283 - Hi. 360 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,825 - Sorted. Mr King is going to ring your Dad and tell him 361 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,458 you have to come in. He should ring any minute now. 362 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:43,866 - I love you. 363 00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:46,833 (electronic music) 364 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,075 - So have we all got that? 365 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,241 - Yeah. 366 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:57,791 - We are in some sort of institution where the young of the 367 00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:02,575 species are forcefully contained so that low grade data that 368 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,575 their elders believe will be helpful in making them 369 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:08,908 effective function in their environment is forcefully 370 00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:12,583 downloaded into their memory files. 371 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:19,125 The effect is, in fact, to make them deeply ineffective 372 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:22,000 and dysfunctional. Anyway- 373 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,166 (clears throat) 374 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:29,950 I'm in charge, you're second in command and you lot 375 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,658 need to do what I say. 376 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,241 - We're not doing what you say. We're non-hierarchical. 377 00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:37,458 (disagreement, talking over one and other) 378 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,833 - You'll have to go along with it whilst we're here. 379 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:44,750 - Crap. 380 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:45,833 - Er... 381 00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:49,366 And you have to call me sir and not- 382 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:50,833 (giggling) 383 00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,283 Not use expletives. 384 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,700 - Use what? I am not calling you sir. 385 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,291 Listen, listen, listen. 386 00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:02,625 - If they find out who we are they might turn on us. 387 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,958 We don't know what they're capable of. 388 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,741 (bleeping) 389 00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:09,408 - Not very much, apparently. 390 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:13,908 - As you can see, we do have partial access to the memory 391 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:17,083 files of the bodies we have been downloaded into. 392 00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:22,408 None of it is making that much sense to me so far. 393 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:23,750 - My head is full of crap. 394 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,241 - Mine too. 395 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:28,208 - So no change there. 396 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,333 (laughter) 397 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:33,825 (16th century style music) 398 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,666 - Let's take it from the top. 399 00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:40,700 - But soft. What light through yonder window breaks? 400 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:44,033 - It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. 401 00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:48,116 Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon, who's already 402 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:53,166 sick and pale grief that thou her maid 403 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,125 art far more fair than she. 404 00:22:56,625 --> 00:23:01,575 - Oh Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? 405 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,700 Deny thy father and refuse thy name. 406 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:09,075 Or if thou will not, be but sworn my love. 407 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,166 And I'll no longer be a Capulet. 408 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:14,408 - I still don't believe you. 409 00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:16,991 - Who me? Or him. - What? 410 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:20,408 - Neither or both, there's still no chemistry. 411 00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:22,241 - I hate chemistry. 412 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:24,783 Atoms and all that sexist shit about bonding. 413 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:27,666 - But on the plus side you remembered your lines, Lauren. 414 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,116 - Miss Tchaikova! Oh please do come here! Miss Tchaikova. 415 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,575 - Who on earth is this blob? 416 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,041 - Do come here, Miss Tchaikova. Please. 417 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,875 Help me out, somebody. 418 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:56,291 - Hugh? Mr Jass? (bleeping) 419 00:24:05,416 --> 00:24:06,500 Get rid of that. 420 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,583 Come in... abduction. Abduction occurring 421 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:20,908 - Like this, But soft! 422 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:24,033 What light through yonder window breaks? 423 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:28,408 It is the East, and Juliet is the sun. 424 00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:32,158 Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon, 425 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:35,783 Who is already sick and pale with grief - Abduction occurring, this is not a drill 426 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:40,833 That thou her maid art far more fair than she 427 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,450 - Okay. I got it. More desperate. 428 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,791 - No more passionate! 429 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:47,166 - More Anguish! 430 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:48,208 - Yes! 431 00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:02,833 - Did you notice he seemed to register some sort of 432 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,866 attachment to you? 433 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,866 - He is the most ridiculous life form 434 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:13,033 I have encountered in any universe. 435 00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:14,916 - Yes. Well he certainly liked you. 436 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:18,366 - All good here? 437 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,250 - Yes, fine. 438 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:24,666 - Veronika? 439 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,791 - Yes, fine. 440 00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:30,000 - Okay, see you later. 441 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,666 See you later. 442 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:34,916 - See you later. 443 00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:39,625 - Jesus. 444 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:41,583 Another one. 445 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,450 What the hell was she up to before we got here? 446 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,500 - No idea. 447 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:48,958 (bleeping) 448 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:53,625 Oh, actually. 449 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:58,041 - He still hasn't called. What am I going to do? 450 00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:01,241 - I'll go and ask him again. 451 00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:03,208 - Okay, call me back. 452 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:08,166 (upbeat electronic music) 453 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:16,791 (door knocking) 454 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:24,208 - Come in. 455 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,333 - Sir? 456 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:39,875 - Sorry, did I surprise you? 457 00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:43,200 - Sorry, somehow I didn't see you sitting there. 458 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:46,375 - Well, I am here. 459 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:49,450 How can I help? 460 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,033 - Sir you know I said about Charlotte's dad not 461 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:54,625 letting her come out. Have you managed to call him? 462 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:58,375 - Who are you? 463 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:00,541 - I'm Helen. 464 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:03,916 The head girl. 465 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,033 Your prefect. 466 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:07,916 - Sorry. 467 00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:12,125 Not ringing any bells. 468 00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:16,708 - Okay, never mind then. 469 00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:41,116 I think he might be having some sort of breakdown. 470 00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:43,825 It must be because Miss Tchaikova dumped him. 471 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:45,283 - No. - Yeah. 472 00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:48,950 Word is she moved on to Mr Adamant the new P.E teacher. 473 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,366 - Well, you can't argue with those abs. 474 00:27:51,416 --> 00:27:53,700 - You mean you can't. - Why would I want to? 475 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:54,625 - Self respect. 476 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,366 - Oh, you lost me there. 477 00:27:57,416 --> 00:28:00,583 (upbeat techno music) 478 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,675 - Hello. 479 00:28:05,716 --> 00:28:08,300 - Yeah if you're here for Charlotte, she's not coming to the play 480 00:28:08,341 --> 00:28:10,783 - If Charlotte doesn't come, then there is nobody to do 481 00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:14,783 make-up, and that means The whole production is stuffed. 482 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:15,658 - Really? 483 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:19,708 - Also, also the play is on the exam syllabus this year so, 484 00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:22,741 I think it's just a great time for some revision. 485 00:28:22,791 --> 00:28:24,741 - Yeah well she can stay here and watch the DVD. 486 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,741 - Is it the Leonardo DiCaprio version? 487 00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:27,575 - Yes. 488 00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:29,533 - Oh, that is a very free interpretation. 489 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,408 I mean, the pool scene is so confusing. 490 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:34,741 - Whatever. But when you watch a DVD, 491 00:28:34,791 --> 00:28:36,200 there's no after party. 492 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,028 - After party. Is that the problem? I don't want to see Charlotte 493 00:28:39,088 --> 00:28:41,033 working at a tattoo parlor any more than you do. 494 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:41,908 - Tattoo parlor? 495 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:45,075 - Yeah, her plan B if she fails or her exams. 496 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,866 - A tattoo parlor? 497 00:28:46,916 --> 00:28:50,158 - Look, look, I guarantee that Charlotte will come home 498 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,325 straight after the play. 499 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,920 - Oh really. And I suppose you can also guarantee that there'll 500 00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:56,358 be sustainable nuclear fusion within the next six months. 501 00:28:56,408 --> 00:28:58,443 - I mean, I was actually reading an article 502 00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:00,783 in The New scientists which said that reading- 503 00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:03,200 - Yeah, they seriously think that they'll be able to provide 504 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:06,658 energy on a commercial basis by 2030. 505 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:08,791 - Yes. I've never seen anything like it. 506 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:09,833 (rattling) 507 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:12,533 - It's a definite no. 508 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:17,116 - I just want to apologise. I thought I could get some help 509 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:20,450 with some of those quadratic equations. 510 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,333 - What? 511 00:29:22,666 --> 00:29:27,116 - It's just that lesson you did on the weak nuclear force, 512 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,991 it was absolutely fascinating. 513 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:32,408 - Yeah. Well, was quite a good lesson, but I didn't change 514 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,750 my mind about Charlotte attending the play. 515 00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,125 Mr Merriweather? 516 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:39,125 - Oh, look, the sensible friend. 517 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:44,075 - I've just come from Mr. King's office with a message. 518 00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:47,491 Charlotte's really needed to do the hair makeup for the play. 519 00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:50,325 - I'm Mr. Kings personal prefect and he's sent me in 520 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:53,283 personally to give you this request, 521 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,750 because the fate of the school rests upon this. 522 00:29:56,791 --> 00:30:00,950 - So the future of the school hangs on Charlotte's skill 523 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,250 with the curling tongs? 524 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:03,416 Yes! 525 00:30:03,541 --> 00:30:07,500 - That does seem to be the reality of the situation, sir. 526 00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:08,500 - Charlotte! 527 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:11,200 - Have a nice evening dad. 528 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:14,416 (upbeat techno music) 529 00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:27,541 - Okay. 530 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,000 What do you think? 531 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:36,875 - It's, it's awful. 532 00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:38,583 - What? 533 00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,325 - That looks nice. 534 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:42,375 - Screw you! 535 00:30:42,791 --> 00:30:43,666 - What? 536 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:44,750 (confusion) 537 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:49,083 - Sit down. 538 00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:50,208 - What? 539 00:30:56,541 --> 00:30:57,458 - What's going on? 540 00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,208 - Ok. 541 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:02,166 - OK. 542 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:06,125 - You are gonna get a makeover. 543 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:08,783 - Oh God. 544 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,416 (upbeat music) 545 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:25,791 (soft music) 546 00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:34,125 (upbeat music) 547 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,916 - You look so good. 548 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:45,708 - Oh, thank you. 549 00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:51,333 So, what time shall I come to your house on Saturday? 550 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:54,533 - Oh just come for like two ish. 551 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:55,416 - Okay. 552 00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:00,616 Maybe we could go to the cinema afterwards, 553 00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:02,700 you know make a night out of it. 554 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:05,083 There's a Fassbinder retrospective at the NFT. 555 00:32:08,916 --> 00:32:13,491 - Can we talk outside for a minute, actually. 556 00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:14,666 - Yeah, sure. 557 00:32:18,791 --> 00:32:23,158 - You're alright Dan I like you. I like you the way that I 558 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:25,783 like a bagel with peanut butter and Nutella. 559 00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:27,783 - Was that a metaphor? - What's a metaphor? 560 00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:32,791 - Comparative figure of speech, like the city is a jungle or 561 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:34,666 my love for you is like the... 562 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:36,658 - Yeah it's one of those, yeah. 563 00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:38,408 - So that's a no to the bagel? 564 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:42,375 - I mean, yeah, Louis is your best friend. 565 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:47,666 - Who's hungry? 566 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:51,575 - You were just talking about bagels. 567 00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:52,533 - It was a metaphor. 568 00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,241 - Is that like a kebab? 569 00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:56,825 I could really do with a kebab. 570 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,575 Dan, before the show. 571 00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:01,033 - Let's go get a kebab. - No. 572 00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:03,450 - Hold on. You were just telling me about 573 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,783 how you're starving hungry. 574 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:07,333 - Yeah, remember? 575 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,491 So you and you're gonna go and get kebab 576 00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:11,908 and I'll catch you later. 577 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:13,250 I'm fine thank you. 578 00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:16,291 - Starving (talking over each other) - I just had a burger. 579 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,458 Lauren! 580 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:26,541 For goodness sake. 581 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:29,000 (sighs) it takes so long. 582 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:35,125 (soft music) 583 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,375 - Dan just asked her out. 584 00:33:39,291 --> 00:33:41,033 - Lauren! What a lie! 585 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:44,908 - Well she was doing his hair saying how good it looks 586 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:47,000 and now they're going shopping Saturday. 587 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:49,775 - See, it's great being you isn't it Charlotte? 588 00:33:49,825 --> 00:33:52,791 - I was only gonna take him shopping so that he would 589 00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:56,158 look cooler for you. And then I thought while I got him here 590 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:59,200 I might as well make him look presentable, 591 00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:01,041 and then he got the wrong idea. 592 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,291 - I believe Charlotte I mean, sure you didn't do anything. 593 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:09,041 I'm sure didn't flirt with him at all, 594 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:11,366 because that's not like you. 595 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:13,408 I'm sure you didn't encourage him at all. 596 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,366 You know, you're just irresistible. 597 00:34:15,416 --> 00:34:19,616 - Louis told you, Dan has always liked you. 598 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,491 He's just doing this to make you jealous. 599 00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:23,075 - How do you know that? 600 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:23,958 - It's obvious. 601 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,575 - I've got to get Dan back. 602 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,700 Or I'll never get over my self-esteem issues. 603 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:31,866 - You don't have self esteem issues. 604 00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:36,241 - Yes I have, my counselor said so. I've got to get Dan back 605 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:39,158 just to prove to myself that I can and that I can make him 606 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:40,825 want me more than he wants you. 607 00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:42,783 - Well, I'm sure you'll get him back no problem. 608 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,291 - If I don't get him back, 609 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,491 I don't think we can still be friends. 610 00:34:47,541 --> 00:34:49,658 That's another thing my counselor said. 611 00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:52,450 Helen, sometimes you have to realise that the people 612 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:55,450 you thought of as friends are toxic. 613 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,458 - But I haven't done anything, you just said so. 614 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,991 - I've got to get him back from you, so I can break up with him again. 615 00:35:02,041 --> 00:35:02,916 - Go for it. 616 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,533 - He doesn't have me and he won't. 617 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,000 - No, but he wants you. 618 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,791 (squeaky door opens) 619 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:13,875 - Everything okay here? 620 00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:17,741 - No, these two are arguing about boys and no one is doing 621 00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:21,075 my hair. I don't know any of my lines and I'm behind my 622 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:23,833 revision because of this bloody play. 623 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:25,375 - I see. 624 00:35:34,291 --> 00:35:39,083 - They are deeply illogical. 625 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,500 They are impulsive instead of 626 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:48,750 rational and their behaviour damages those they are closest to. 627 00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,991 So perhaps, they're not so different from us after all. 628 00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:59,075 - What do you mean by that? 629 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:02,408 You're not back on to mingling again, are you? 630 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:05,866 - Oh, please don't you two kick off again. 631 00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:09,366 If you hadn't started arguing during the dimension jump, 632 00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:11,866 we would have never ended up in this hellhole 633 00:36:11,916 --> 00:36:14,241 unless you can sort yourself out, 634 00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:17,325 we are going to stay stuck in this hellhole. 635 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:20,741 - I think you are forgetting who you are talking to. 636 00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:21,700 Pardon? 637 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:24,116 Who does she think she's talking to? 638 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:26,616 Who cares that you're the deputy head? 639 00:36:26,666 --> 00:36:28,125 We're non hierarchical. 640 00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:33,500 - While we're here I am some sort of Big Cheese. 641 00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:39,241 And you are just a little squirt from year eight. 642 00:36:39,291 --> 00:36:40,783 - The power is getting to her head. 643 00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:43,125 That's because she's not used to having a head. 644 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,033 - There is nothing going on between me 645 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:47,575 and that other disembodied entity. 646 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,158 How can there have been? 647 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,791 We are disembodied... 648 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:53,166 - Being disembodied doesn't stop you from mingling. 649 00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:54,541 (slaps) Ow! 650 00:36:54,666 --> 00:36:55,450 - Shut up! 651 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,866 You're behaving like humans. 652 00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:57,825 - Detention! 653 00:36:57,875 --> 00:36:58,825 - Get lost! 654 00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:00,158 - What if I did mingle? 655 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:02,450 I don't understand why are you upset. 656 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,616 - Because we are human now. 657 00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:06,666 And we care about that kind of stuff. 658 00:37:07,333 --> 00:37:10,408 - You know, I think I might actually like 659 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:13,208 this being embodied thing for a while. 660 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,041 It's quite exciting. 661 00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:20,541 Feelings, emotions. 662 00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:22,583 - You are so annoying. 663 00:37:23,416 --> 00:37:26,408 Can I just say what a coincidence it is, that 664 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:30,283 the body you have downloaded into is no stranger of mingling. 665 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:33,241 - At least I'm not scared of mingling 666 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:36,116 like some of you don't care to mention. 667 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,033 - Ah, so you admit it? 668 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:42,866 - Yes! He was twice the disembodied entity you will ever be. 669 00:37:42,916 --> 00:37:46,158 - What do you mean he? We are not agenda based life form. 670 00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:48,658 - Don't believe everything you read in the books. 671 00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:50,700 - If we had any books. 672 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,416 (farting sound) 673 00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:05,875 - Sorry, autonomic response to the human digestive system. 674 00:38:06,916 --> 00:38:08,075 - No worries. 675 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:11,950 I've done some pretty disgusting things myself. 676 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,916 Since I've been downloaded into this outfit. 677 00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:16,000 - And you? 678 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:21,083 Anything disgusting on the cards for you? 679 00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:26,741 Anything that might involve Mr Adamant? 680 00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:28,416 - You're pathetic. 681 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:30,208 (sniffs) 682 00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:31,791 Oh! 683 00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:33,583 (coughing, muttering) 684 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:39,083 (instrumental music) 685 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:44,741 - So what's in a name, that would be so sweet. 686 00:38:44,791 --> 00:38:47,866 But any other name, that which we call a rose. 687 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:51,500 Where Romeo called... where Romeo called... 688 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,491 - You still don't know this scene, do you? 689 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:58,366 - No. I never wanted to be this part, I wanted to be Tybalt and you know that. 690 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:00,370 - Look I'm recording the play tonight for my 691 00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:02,708 drama school application and it needs to be good. 692 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:04,208 Well get you, Drama- 693 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,250 Oh get you! 694 00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:06,250 McDonald's Tooting. 695 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:08,741 - That's offensive. I'm a vegetarian. 696 00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:11,116 - I just didn't think you'd be any good as Tybalt. 697 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:12,200 - Because I'm female. 698 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,075 - No because you weren't very good. 699 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,950 - That's like, totally like unacceptable. 700 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,500 - You are very good as Juliet. 701 00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:21,416 Potentially. 702 00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:23,375 Have another go. 703 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:28,325 - So what's in a name, that would be so sweet. 704 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:31,625 But any other name, that which we call a rose. 705 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:35,083 Where Romeo could, where Romeo called, 706 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:38,616 Retain that dear perfection which he owes 707 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:41,741 and for that name take all myself. 708 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:43,750 - Excellent. - Pilgrim. 709 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:45,125 - Excuse me. 710 00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:47,626 I just need to Google the definition of excellent. 711 00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,583 I must be confused. 712 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:54,750 (soft music) 713 00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:59,041 - How's the play going? 714 00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,041 - Not so good. 715 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,291 - Like your hair. 716 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,083 - Thanks. 717 00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:08,908 - Dan, I think I made a mistake. 718 00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:10,625 I didn't really mean to dump you. 719 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,750 - So you're gonna undump me two hours later. 720 00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:18,366 - I think I dumped you because of my low self-esteem 721 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,666 and that's wrong. 722 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:21,083 So... 723 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:23,708 If I had higher self-esteem, which I'm working on 724 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:26,908 with my counselor I wouldn't have dumped you. 725 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:31,075 - I get it. You could cope with going out with a loser if your self-esteem was high. 726 00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:32,875 That makes sense Helen. 727 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:35,958 - No. 728 00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:38,708 - We could still go to the art room. 729 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:40,875 - Times have changed. 730 00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:44,291 - You mean there's somebody else? 731 00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:46,125 - Maybe. 732 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,333 - You mean Charlotte. 733 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:55,208 (vacuum cleaner noises) 734 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,408 - I've decided that when we leave- 735 00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:12,033 - If we leave. Still no contact from base 736 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:13,741 about getting us out of here. 737 00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:17,741 - When we leave. It would be nice to 738 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:21,200 leave this funny little world a better place? 739 00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:22,700 - How do you mean? 740 00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:25,825 - I think that we could help with the confusion 741 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,875 that these young people are experiencing 742 00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:36,000 I seem to be feeling something strange towards these humans. 743 00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:38,541 - That would be empathy. 744 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:42,241 It's kind of when you actually care about 745 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:45,033 what happens to some other being. 746 00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:48,708 - What incredibly stupid idea. 747 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:50,750 - Well, I think I'm feeling it. 748 00:41:51,791 --> 00:41:54,325 Particularly when I think about the mess 749 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:56,875 that poor Helen girl is making of things. 750 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,916 - What's this when I think about her and Mr Adamant? 751 00:42:06,375 --> 00:42:07,666 - That would be jealousy. 752 00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:11,783 - Most unpleasant. 753 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,158 - I don't think we should get involved. 754 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:17,825 - But what if we never make it back out of this dimension? 755 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:21,325 We wouldn't want to have to put up with the mess between the humans, 756 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:23,408 - I never thought of that. 757 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,291 That would be appalling. 758 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:28,116 We must do something. 759 00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:31,950 - What we need to do is we need to figure out how the human 760 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:37,500 brain works and then find a way of reprogramming it. 761 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:42,208 (hip hop beat music) 762 00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:14,416 (orchestra music) 763 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:22,583 - Right. 764 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:28,625 What we've got to do is read all this, 765 00:43:28,875 --> 00:43:31,616 so we know what's going on in their heads. 766 00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:34,750 You two, science and politics. 767 00:43:36,041 --> 00:43:38,166 You fiction. 768 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,916 You fashion. 769 00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:45,575 You, reference books. 770 00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:46,458 You... 771 00:43:49,791 --> 00:43:51,208 ...love and romance. - Romance. 772 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,083 Ooo la, la, la... 773 00:43:53,916 --> 00:43:54,583 Of course. 774 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:58,916 And you. Why don't you spend a few minutes reading everything 775 00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:02,583 there is to read on their laughable, internet thing. 776 00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:04,791 And me, 777 00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:08,375 (buzzing/bleeping) 778 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:10,950 Shakespeare. 779 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,583 (hip hop beats) 780 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,875 King Lear... God I'm glad he's dead. 781 00:44:19,916 --> 00:44:21,000 Boring old fart. 782 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:37,041 Hamlet! Uh, moan, moan, moan 783 00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:57,500 Midsummer Night's Dream. 784 00:44:59,083 --> 00:45:00,583 They're all so annoying. 785 00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:03,866 - Done. 786 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:04,908 - Excellent. 787 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:07,200 - I have a headache. 788 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:09,158 I think I need glasses. 789 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:11,625 - We are all fully informed. 790 00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:16,200 Now we need to input all the information 791 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:18,708 into a central user area. 792 00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:22,125 (buzzing, bleeping, deep breath) 793 00:45:23,916 --> 00:45:25,916 (all together exhaling) 794 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,991 - Now what? How do we sort out this morass of 795 00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:35,533 passion and pain? 796 00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:38,991 - Well, we need some sort of device so that 797 00:45:39,041 --> 00:45:42,041 we can reprogram their emotional responses. 798 00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:49,041 So off you go. Go and source the materials 799 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,241 and then construct such a device. 800 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:53,408 - How long do I have? 801 00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:54,783 - As fast as you can. 802 00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:57,408 - I'll put a girdle on Earth in 40 minutes. 803 00:45:57,458 --> 00:46:02,375 - Make it 5. And don't leave the school, you'll get lost. 804 00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:05,333 (bleeping, electrical sounds) 805 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:07,833 (wooshing) 806 00:46:45,333 --> 00:46:47,500 - Are they looking for us? 807 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,541 Or are we lost forever? 808 00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:56,333 (loud teleporting sound) 809 00:47:00,291 --> 00:47:02,241 - What do you think of that? 810 00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,991 - That is what they call a mobile phone. 811 00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:08,783 - Yes, but this one has some apps that don't come as standard. 812 00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:13,283 This one's called fall 4. You take a picture of the person 813 00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:16,158 or thing you want them to fall in love with 814 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:17,958 then you take a photo of them. 815 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:20,791 Like this. 816 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:22,458 (bleeping) Mingle. 817 00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:28,791 - Oh God, can you can you reverse it? 818 00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:32,000 (crackling) 819 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,833 I don't feel like anybody gets me like you do. Quickly! 820 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:42,041 I love the smell of your foliage. 821 00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:45,541 - Okay, so maybe that needs some work. 822 00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:49,933 - if you find it within your heart to love me back! I really would- 823 00:47:49,975 --> 00:47:50,850 Get a grip. 824 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,291 I'm sorry! Mindful breathing. 825 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,208 Mindful (bleeping) 826 00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:56,166 (deep breath) 827 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,333 (exhales) 828 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:08,033 - Well, at least we know it works. 829 00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:09,500 - Of course it works. 830 00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:13,875 And now the scones are ready. 831 00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,333 They must have a nice crusty top, 832 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:21,458 glowing golden brown. 833 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:24,041 Absolutely delicious. 834 00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:27,241 Now, always best to eat them when they are warm. 835 00:48:27,291 --> 00:48:30,075 - Isn't there anything else on? 836 00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:31,875 - I'm quite enjoying it. 837 00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:35,208 I think I'd like scones. 838 00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:38,166 They look delicious. 839 00:48:40,541 --> 00:48:42,541 I'm very fond of these crisps. 840 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:47,875 (TV in distance continues, crisp packets rustling) 841 00:48:51,666 --> 00:48:53,458 (birds singing) 842 00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:07,958 Helen! 843 00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:09,416 Helen, hi. 844 00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:11,750 - Can I er... 845 00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:14,325 ...can I borrow you for a second? 846 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:17,541 I'm going to need you to be completely frank with me. 847 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,325 Is that okay? 848 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:21,658 - Okay, are you sure? 849 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,041 - Yes, absolutely. 850 00:49:23,916 --> 00:49:24,750 - Okay, go ahead. 851 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:33,666 - I am aware that there have been certain rumors circulating 852 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:38,416 the school regarding a certain relationship 853 00:49:39,291 --> 00:49:42,166 between myself and Miss Tchaikova. 854 00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:45,208 Is that right? 855 00:49:47,041 --> 00:49:51,041 And what's the latest on these rumors? 856 00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:54,533 - Sir, is this appropriate? 857 00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,158 - Yes, no, sorry. 858 00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,000 I just really need to know. 859 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:02,625 - That she moved on to Mr. Adamant. 860 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:06,916 - And am I thought to be upset? 861 00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:07,875 - Very. 862 00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:15,283 Can I just say sir you're acting a bit strange, 863 00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:17,741 not your usual self. 864 00:50:17,791 --> 00:50:20,783 Not as authoritative. 865 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:22,241 - Thank you. 866 00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:23,458 - No, no problem at all. 867 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:36,875 - Shh. 868 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:42,041 (wooshing, bleeping) Mingle. 869 00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:51,625 I've got a plan, for my dear not so disembodied Veronika. 870 00:50:52,291 --> 00:50:55,458 It will put her off mingling forever. 871 00:50:56,708 --> 00:51:01,250 - She is going to find herself irresistibly attracted to. 872 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:06,158 What was the word she used again? 873 00:51:06,208 --> 00:51:08,408 - Ridiculous and blob. 874 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:10,908 - The ridiculous Hugh Jass, blob. 875 00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:13,950 - We are supposed to be making things better for the humans. 876 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,541 I knew you'd mess around. 877 00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,083 - This will make things better. 878 00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:21,250 In the long term, 879 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:28,750 If you could make him even more ridiculous, 880 00:51:30,958 --> 00:51:33,033 just to emphasize the point. 881 00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:34,833 - Okay. If you say so. 882 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:39,000 - Now, to the humans and their pain. 883 00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:45,958 I feel empathy for the pain and confusion of... 884 00:51:47,583 --> 00:51:50,783 ...this female being 885 00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:56,666 and I want a particular male being to find her 886 00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:58,666 irresistibly attractive. 887 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:04,075 - How will I know which male being? They all look the same. 888 00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:10,916 - This one's easy for he has a very unusual name. 889 00:52:14,541 --> 00:52:15,375 Dan. 890 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,575 - Louis, I think there's something I better tell you 891 00:52:23,625 --> 00:52:26,366 just in case you hear from someone else. 892 00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:27,241 - What? 893 00:52:27,291 --> 00:52:29,366 You'll never guess who just asked me out. 894 00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:30,250 - Who? 895 00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:32,000 - Dan. 896 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:34,291 - Dan? 897 00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:37,958 Mingle (bleeping) 898 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000 (coughs) 899 00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:42,991 - You alright? 900 00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:45,000 - Yeah, I just need to get some fresh air. 901 00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:48,525 - Do you need a hand, do you want me to come with you? 902 00:52:48,575 --> 00:52:50,116 - No. I'm fine. 903 00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:53,500 - Helen! 904 00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:54,541 (thud) 905 00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:57,700 - Are you okay? 906 00:52:57,750 --> 00:53:00,825 - Yeah fine. Don't worry about that. 907 00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:03,908 You need to understand Charlotte is trying to lure me into 908 00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:05,783 the art room to make out with her 909 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:06,783 - Nightmare. 910 00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:08,625 - Yes it is. Because I don't want to go 911 00:53:08,666 --> 00:53:10,658 to the art room with Charlotte. 912 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:13,783 - Well that's a first for any member of the male gender. 913 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:15,825 - I don't want to go to the art room with 914 00:53:15,885 --> 00:53:18,075 Charlotte because it's you I want to be with. 915 00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:19,500 - Funny. 916 00:53:19,583 --> 00:53:22,208 - Charlotte makes everyone think she's so amazing but, 917 00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:27,208 but she's not you know, when you get to know her, she's just she's just boring. 918 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:31,241 You're like, deep, you know. 919 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:34,075 - And of course, being deep has always been top of your list 920 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:37,033 of requirements in a girlfriend hasn't it? Along with big 921 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:39,450 eyes, a cute butt and a winning smile. 922 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:43,116 - Yes, er deep like the sea. 923 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:46,408 Deep like a Kentucky Fried family bucket. 924 00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:47,491 - What? 925 00:53:47,541 --> 00:53:50,575 - When I'm with you, I feel like a different person Helen, 926 00:53:50,625 --> 00:53:54,541 you know, when I'm with Charlotte, I go all shivery. 927 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:57,700 - Charlotte put you up to this thing, didn't she? 928 00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,033 She told you I was sick of everybody fancying her. 929 00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:02,991 She sent you to pretend to fancy me in a completely 930 00:54:03,041 --> 00:54:05,408 unconvincing attempt to make me feel better. 931 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:08,200 - No, that's not what happened. 932 00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:10,116 - Well, the only other explanation for this 933 00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:12,366 is you're on something, hallucinatory. 934 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:14,241 - Look, let's just go and tell Charlotte, 935 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:16,241 this is all been a huge mistake. 936 00:54:16,291 --> 00:54:18,400 - Oh and that's going to work out amazing, isn't it? 937 00:54:18,450 --> 00:54:21,200 - Yes. Where are you going? - 938 00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:24,158 - Stop following me and tell Charlotte I'm blocking her on everything. 939 00:54:24,208 --> 00:54:25,009 - Helen! 940 00:54:25,069 --> 00:54:27,533 - Because you're absolutely right. She's a shallow, silly 941 00:54:27,583 --> 00:54:30,125 airhead. I don't know why we were ever friends. 942 00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:31,166 - Baby... 943 00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,200 - Please. 944 00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,783 Helen. 945 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:37,916 No. 946 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,666 (Traditional music playing) 947 00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:51,750 - And now they kiss. 948 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:57,575 - I am not doing that. We've never done that before. 949 00:54:57,625 --> 00:54:59,674 - As I said before, I'm just trying to get 950 00:54:59,734 --> 00:55:01,783 some chemistry going between the two of you. 951 00:55:01,833 --> 00:55:05,491 - Chemistry! You mean like sex. This play is like, 952 00:55:05,541 --> 00:55:08,408 actually disgusting, encouraging under-age sex. 953 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:09,866 - What's she on about? 954 00:55:09,916 --> 00:55:12,741 - Romeo is pressuring Juliet into relationship that 955 00:55:12,791 --> 00:55:14,408 she isn't ready for 956 00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:16,366 The parents are right. The plays are wrong 957 00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:19,333 - Right, only no one can see it because it's Shakespeare. 958 00:55:21,708 --> 00:55:24,825 - The school governors have approved as long as we deal with 959 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:29,366 the sexual aspects discreetly. Everything will be fine. 960 00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:32,700 - No one is going to understand what's going on anyway. 961 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:34,408 Except with all the fighting Of course. 962 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:35,908 - Okay, great fighting and sex. 963 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:38,200 What kind of message does that give out? 964 00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:40,653 - It's actually totally inappropriate. In an 965 00:55:40,713 --> 00:55:43,116 age of teenage pregnancies and knife crime. 966 00:55:43,166 --> 00:55:45,366 - I think that we should boycott it. 967 00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:46,366 - Shut up! 968 00:55:46,416 --> 00:55:47,791 - Don't tell me to shut up. 969 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,083 Stop that! 970 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:51,958 - You're only saying this because you don't know your lines. 971 00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:53,375 (struggle) Stop it! 972 00:55:55,958 --> 00:55:57,825 - What is boycott? 973 00:55:57,875 --> 00:56:00,416 - Refusal to cooperate with a group of policy 974 00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:03,250 - Boycott, I love it. - Let's do it. 975 00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:05,625 - Boycott, boycott, Boycott! 976 00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:09,041 (repeating together) 977 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000 (rattling sound) 978 00:56:14,666 --> 00:56:17,700 - No one cares what it's about. You can be as racist, 979 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:20,783 sexist, sadist, masochist, whatever-ist, 980 00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:25,533 as long as by it's by William bloody Shakespeare. Okay? 981 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,458 - I'm not doing it. 982 00:56:27,416 --> 00:56:29,866 - I think we should cut down on the sex stuff, 983 00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:30,991 but keep in the fighting 984 00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:35,866 - No, we need to do some rewrites make it more acceptable. 985 00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:39,283 - Well I'm not doing it if we change it to some rubbish about gender stereotypes. 986 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:42,158 - The curtain goes up in 2 hours. 987 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,450 - It's complete crap. 988 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,575 - What do you think guys? Do a story of two kids who are 989 00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:49,450 pressured into a relationship that they're far too young for 990 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,700 by society's pressures and outdated paternalistic concepts 991 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:56,616 which disempower them, or as a play about two kids who are 992 00:56:56,666 --> 00:56:59,533 smart enough to see through the sexual stereotype bullshit. 993 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:02,208 - Yeah, that one. The see through the bullshit. 994 00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:06,033 - I wish someone would have brought this up earlier. 995 00:57:06,083 --> 00:57:08,916 - I mean, we could get the stand-in Juliet to do it. 996 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:15,291 I only know up to page 26... (mumbles nervously) 997 00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:20,908 - Sorry, could you er, could you project a little more? 998 00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:22,283 - I only know up to page 26. 999 00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:25,416 I never though I'd actually ever have to do it. 1000 00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:26,458 (cries) 1001 00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:32,991 - Fine. If we won't do the play as it is, 1002 00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:36,700 we'll have to change it. A bit. 1003 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:37,583 - A lot. 1004 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:41,416 (phone ringing) 1005 00:57:43,541 --> 00:57:44,741 - Hello, Veronika. 1006 00:57:44,791 --> 00:57:46,366 - I wonder if could see you 1007 00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:48,533 for a moment in the heads office. 1008 00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:50,583 Oh, yes yes. I'll be there as soon as I can. 1009 00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:58,875 That's got to go. That's got to go. (repeats) 1010 00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:07,300 - It's gonna last 10 minutes at the rate you're going. 1011 00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:09,250 - Great we can be at the after- party by half 8. 1012 00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:12,075 - A couple of speeches, a few fights and it will all be over. 1013 00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:15,283 - We just need to come to some sort of compromise. 1014 00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:17,658 - I don't feel like I'm being heard. 1015 00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:19,950 - Oh, Jesus. Whenever was that a possibility? 1016 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,866 - As usual the loudest male voices 1017 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:23,700 are the ones that prevail. 1018 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:26,283 - So sorry, Lauren, this is all getting a little hysterical, 1019 00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:28,658 - Hysterical! There you go again, 1020 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:31,908 that's the word they use to disempower angry women. 1021 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:32,991 - Out of control. 1022 00:58:33,041 --> 00:58:35,908 - I was expressing my views about how the play should be 1023 00:58:35,958 --> 00:58:39,533 adapted for a young 21st century audience. 1024 00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,791 - Which we will all love to hear more about. 1025 00:58:41,833 --> 00:58:46,875 - So the Montagues and the Capulets are both secretly relieved 1026 00:58:46,916 --> 00:58:49,741 when Romeo and Juliet fall for each other? 1027 00:58:49,791 --> 00:58:53,241 Because they haven't shown much sign of conforming to 1028 00:58:53,291 --> 00:58:55,658 traditional gender stereotypes. 1029 00:58:55,708 --> 00:58:59,075 And at first, I think it's because they're in love. 1030 00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,950 And that's what everyone expects. 1031 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,575 But then they realised that they're both gender fluid, 1032 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,866 and they're not really in the hetero phase at the moment. 1033 00:59:07,916 --> 00:59:10,408 - So what happened to the feud between 1034 00:59:10,458 --> 00:59:12,616 the Capulets and the Montagues? There's no conflict, 1035 00:59:12,666 --> 00:59:17,241 - Maybe like, the Montagues are like Daily Mail reader types, 1036 00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:20,866 who think that they should conform you know, get on with it. 1037 00:59:20,916 --> 00:59:25,116 And the Capulets are more like, you know, Guardian reader 1038 00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:28,950 types who think they should be allowed to work up where they 1039 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,116 are on the gender spectrum more. 1040 00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:34,366 - I just don't see that coming to a fight to the death. 1041 00:59:34,416 --> 00:59:37,866 - Oh, I don't know sir, my uncle reads the Daily Mail 1042 00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:40,658 and he nearly killed a man parking across his drive. 1043 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:44,041 - So what? A fight with newspapers. 1044 00:59:44,816 --> 00:59:46,366 But we've already brought the swords. 1045 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,875 - So what happens at the end? 1046 00:59:49,916 --> 00:59:52,616 - Romeo gets off with Mercutio. 1047 00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:53,450 - What? 1048 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:57,366 - Which every one can see that is what he wanted in the script the way it is. 1049 00:59:57,416 --> 01:00:01,333 - I was thinking that as well. Not that I'm gay or anything. 1050 01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:03,916 Totally fine if I was though. 1051 01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:07,616 - And Juliet and the nurse hook up. 1052 01:00:07,666 --> 01:00:10,241 - No, but that simply cannot happen. 1053 01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:13,241 The curtain goes up in an hour and a half. 1054 01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:15,625 - OK, well, we're not doing it the way it is. 1055 01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:16,916 (phone ringing) 1056 01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:17,958 Sorry. 1057 01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:20,241 - Hello Veronika, yes. 1058 01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:21,875 - Oh, yes, I'm on my way. 1059 01:00:23,458 --> 01:00:24,458 (whispers) Sorry. 1060 01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:26,541 (sighs) 1061 01:00:35,958 --> 01:00:37,291 (Wooshing, bleeping) 1062 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:51,250 - What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? 1063 01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:54,575 - How sweet Veronika, but I think you'll find that from 1064 01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:58,116 A Midsummer Night's Dream and not Romeo and Juliet. 1065 01:00:58,166 --> 01:00:59,825 - Come to me. 1066 01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:02,366 - You called me. Was there something you wanted? 1067 01:01:02,416 --> 01:01:04,083 - Yes. You. 1068 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:08,000 - Oh well, that's very sweet of you to say Veronika, 1069 01:01:08,041 --> 01:01:11,366 but the whole cast decided that the play isn't acceptable 1070 01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:14,575 and that the whole thing needs rewriting by tonight. 1071 01:01:14,625 --> 01:01:17,075 - I can help with that. 1072 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:20,200 - Well, thank you, but erm, with the greatest respect, 1073 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:23,208 I don't think Elizabethan drama is your area. 1074 01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:26,616 - Everything is my area. 1075 01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:30,408 - I do respect your abilities Veronika, you know that. 1076 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:33,825 - You know nothing of my abilities. 1077 01:01:33,875 --> 01:01:38,875 I am going to tell you a secret you must tell no one else. 1078 01:01:38,958 --> 01:01:40,491 - I'm in a bit of a hurry actually. 1079 01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:43,283 - I don't understand. I was getting signal that you 1080 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:44,991 liked me very much indeed. 1081 01:01:45,041 --> 01:01:47,866 - You're not who I thought you were Veronika. 1082 01:01:47,916 --> 01:01:53,166 - You are so right. Veronika, as you knew her is no more. 1083 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:56,450 I am a disembodied alien entity that has been 1084 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:59,541 downloaded by chance into her body. 1085 01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:04,075 - Right, erm, Veronika, you're you're clearly having an 1086 01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:07,158 episode. We all do from time to time. 1087 01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:10,533 - First I was disgusted by all this. 1088 01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:15,283 But now I am beginning to like it. Being embodied. And I 1089 01:02:15,333 --> 01:02:19,708 would like to share this amazing experience with you. 1090 01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:23,541 - This is creeping me out a bit Veronika. 1091 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:28,950 - And soon, when I am able to leave, you can come with me on my 1092 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,791 journey through the multiverse of space and time forever. 1093 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:42,583 - Veronika, there is very good medication now and 1094 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:46,450 the stigma around mental illness is so much less these days. 1095 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,625 - Veronika has never felt better. 1096 01:02:49,416 --> 01:02:50,291 Yiii haaa! 1097 01:02:50,458 --> 01:02:51,458 (smack) 1098 01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:52,833 Sorry I have to go! 1099 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,291 (Nervous screaming) 1100 01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:08,791 (16th century style music) 1101 01:03:09,875 --> 01:03:13,291 - So who's ready for another run through in the hall? 1102 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:16,333 - What is that? 1103 01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:24,791 - There really is no need for this kind of stupid behaviour. 1104 01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:27,208 You see sir, 1105 01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:28,291 Ahh! 1106 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,666 - There you are, my sweet. 1107 01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:36,500 I could contain myself no longer! 1108 01:03:36,541 --> 01:03:39,041 (pop music) 1109 01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:41,416 ♪ So I'll tell you what we're gonna do ♪ 1110 01:03:41,458 --> 01:03:43,625 ♪ we'll have a party we'll have a party for two ♪ 1111 01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:46,583 ♪ Party for two ♪ 1112 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,291 ♪ Back in town cannot believe it's true ♪ 1113 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:54,366 ♪ So I'll tell you what we're gonna do ♪ 1114 01:03:54,416 --> 01:03:56,583 ♪ We'll have a party for two ♪ 1115 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,991 - Excellent work. 1116 01:03:59,041 --> 01:04:03,450 - Well yes and no. That Helen person didn't like it 1117 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:06,533 when the Dan person said he loved her. And the cast of the 1118 01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:10,241 school play are terrified of Hugh Jass. 1119 01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:13,833 Er, have you got an actual picture of Dan? 1120 01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:20,875 Er... I've done a bad thing. 1121 01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:25,000 (dimensional sounds) 1122 01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:27,125 Oh god. 1123 01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,166 They have located us. 1124 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:34,625 And they're trying to get us back but we can't leave now. 1125 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:36,158 - Why not? 1126 01:04:36,208 --> 01:04:38,325 - We can't leave everything in a mess like this. 1127 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:39,158 And besides, 1128 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:42,783 Veronika has now bonded with the ridiculous Hugh Jass blob. 1129 01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:44,750 How'd that work out? 1130 01:04:45,708 --> 01:04:48,575 I must admit, it is fun here. 1131 01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:51,366 - They're contacting us. 1132 01:04:51,416 --> 01:04:52,576 - What are they saying? - Shh. 1133 01:04:52,666 --> 01:04:54,408 Yes? What are they saying? 1134 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:55,541 - I understand. - What??? 1135 01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:56,333 - Shh! 1136 01:04:56,383 --> 01:04:57,666 - Sorry. - What are they saying! 1137 01:04:57,708 --> 01:05:00,125 (makes white noise sounds) - You're breaking up. 1138 01:05:01,541 --> 01:05:02,658 - What did they say? 1139 01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:06,241 - That if we're here for more than another seven Earth hours, 1140 01:05:06,291 --> 01:05:08,208 it will be impossible to upload us again. 1141 01:05:10,041 --> 01:05:11,408 - I'm enjoying it here. 1142 01:05:11,458 --> 01:05:15,166 But imagine being stuck here to the end of time. 1143 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,741 - Have you got your head around the concept of years yet? 1144 01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:22,750 - Yeah, that once around the sun thing. 1145 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:25,208 - I think you'd better sit down. 1146 01:05:28,208 --> 01:05:33,208 - You see the thing is, these things only last 1147 01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:37,741 80 years if they're lucky, and they are prone to terminal 1148 01:05:37,791 --> 01:05:42,158 malfunction at any point. Any point at all. 1149 01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:44,575 - What happens when these outfits get knackered? 1150 01:05:44,625 --> 01:05:46,283 Don't they download into new ones? 1151 01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:50,375 - No. Once these things are worn out, that's it. 1152 01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:53,450 - We need to get out of here. Now. 1153 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:57,241 - They have hardly any time at all, they spend most of it 1154 01:05:57,291 --> 01:06:00,875 being miserable and then they just disappear forever. 1155 01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:04,866 We need to help them make the most 1156 01:06:04,916 --> 01:06:06,875 out of the little time they have here. 1157 01:06:08,166 --> 01:06:10,916 - No wonder they're as mad as a box of frogs. 1158 01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:17,791 - They just decay into complete entropy. 1159 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:23,408 A blip of energy and atoms that just gets re-absorbed 1160 01:06:23,458 --> 01:06:26,075 into this particular universe. 1161 01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:29,916 Which in a short time will itself grind to a halt 1162 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:36,000 and descend into complete darkness and non-being, 1163 01:06:36,041 --> 01:06:40,166 as if it had never been, like them. 1164 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:44,200 - OK, we need to shield ourselves somehow 1165 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,458 so we're not uploaded before we're done here. 1166 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:57,200 - So, Louis said that he fancies you now, and not Charlotte 1167 01:06:57,250 --> 01:06:59,658 - It's all some kind of wind-up. 1168 01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:01,575 Except I don't understand why they would do it. 1169 01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:04,616 - But you see, if he is pretending, there's an upside. 1170 01:07:04,666 --> 01:07:07,283 You could use it to make Dan jealous. 1171 01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,491 - I could, couldn't I? 1172 01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:11,833 So you think he must be pretending? I didn't say that. 1173 01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:12,916 - You do, don't you? 1174 01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:14,616 - I think you should go for it. 1175 01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:17,908 You like Dan, you want to get him back. 1176 01:07:17,958 --> 01:07:18,791 Try it. 1177 01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:28,866 - Wait! Here I got you these, in case they're trying to take 1178 01:07:28,916 --> 01:07:31,583 us back again. They have a special lining to shield us. 1179 01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:34,333 - Why do I get this one? 1180 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:38,741 - Dressing up box. They didn't have 1181 01:07:38,791 --> 01:07:41,541 anymore of these in your size. 1182 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,283 - I suppose we better do the same for Veronika. 1183 01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:51,741 We don't want her getting spirited away while she's still 1184 01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:54,283 infatuated with ridiculous Hugh Jass blob. 1185 01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:56,533 She might stay like that forever. 1186 01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:58,875 - How about this? 1187 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,625 - Hmm, Nice. 1188 01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:13,875 - Can you pass me that lip gloss please? 1189 01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:14,916 - Sure, sure. 1190 01:08:17,791 --> 01:08:20,500 - Have you had any second thoughts about shopping on Saturday? 1191 01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:23,741 - I didn't have any first thoughts. 1192 01:08:23,791 --> 01:08:25,458 - No. All right. OK. 1193 01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:28,583 - Louis will be here in a minute. 1194 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:29,458 - Yeah. 1195 01:08:29,541 --> 01:08:30,458 - No 1196 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,458 - All's fair in love and war, isn't it? 1197 01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:37,958 - Dan, I'm not gonna go out with you. Ever. 1198 01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:40,958 Hi. 1199 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:42,333 Hi. 1200 01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:44,916 - I don't quite know how to put this. 1201 01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:48,458 I've decided this has all been a huge mistake. 1202 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,416 I wanna go out with Helen. 1203 01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:56,283 - And why would you say that? 1204 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,625 - Because it's true. 1205 01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:00,166 - What's wrong with you Louis? 1206 01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:03,625 - I'm in love, with Helen. 1207 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:04,708 - Stop it. 1208 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:07,791 I wish I could, it would make things so much simple. 1209 01:09:10,791 --> 01:09:12,116 - When did you realise this? 1210 01:09:12,166 --> 01:09:14,700 - Oh, about a quarter past five. 1211 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:17,283 - And it never occurred to you sooner? 1212 01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:20,791 - No, never. Honestly, just earlier today. 1213 01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:25,491 - What did she say to you? 1214 01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:28,991 - This has got nothing to do with anything Helen says. 1215 01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:30,741 - And you expect me to believe that? 1216 01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:34,666 - Its just, once you get to know you, you are just boring. 1217 01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:38,075 Just really boring. 1218 01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:41,208 - It's just the constant selfies you take 1219 01:09:41,291 --> 01:09:43,116 - She said that didn't she? 1220 01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:45,658 - No, I'm saying it. 1221 01:09:45,708 --> 01:09:48,958 - So what you're saying is you fancy Helen? 1222 01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:51,366 - Mate, completely. 1223 01:09:51,416 --> 01:09:53,166 - And does Helen fancy you? 1224 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,625 - You know, she's getting there. 1225 01:09:57,583 --> 01:10:01,416 - I mean, I think it's all working out OK then ... 1226 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:06,425 - Okay. Okay? Let me think about why this is not working out OK. 1227 01:10:06,466 --> 01:10:08,033 - Why is she shouting? - I don't know. 1228 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:10,132 Maybe it's because I would rather shove needles in 1229 01:10:10,192 --> 01:10:12,241 my eyes than have anything to do with either of you. 1230 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:14,416 I hate everyone especially Helen. 1231 01:10:17,666 --> 01:10:20,083 - I think I'm gonna go and see if she's OK. Charlotte! 1232 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,791 Freeze! (bleep) 1233 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:30,250 (photo snaps) 1234 01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:31,708 (bleeping) 1235 01:10:40,291 --> 01:10:43,908 - That's him sorted. I think I got it right this time. 1236 01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:47,033 We have 6 hours 42 minutes and 12 seconds to sort this 1237 01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:49,291 before we're stuck here forever. 1238 01:10:51,791 --> 01:10:52,791 (door knocking) 1239 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:57,116 - Would you like anything miss? 1240 01:10:57,166 --> 01:11:00,366 - I think it is time for you to go to playground. 1241 01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:03,333 - Actually I wouldn't mind a cup of herbal tea. 1242 01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:04,666 Yes sir. 1243 01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:09,791 Thank you. 1244 01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:11,750 - Camomile and ginger. 1245 01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:14,325 - My favourite. 1246 01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:16,500 - Get out now. 1247 01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:20,125 (teleportation sounds) 1248 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:25,408 No, no you can't take me away now. 1249 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:27,416 I've never been in such bliss! 1250 01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:30,241 - What just happened? 1251 01:11:30,291 --> 01:11:35,241 - I've told you. I'm an alien entity that has been downloaded 1252 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:40,033 into human form. That was a failed attempt at uploading me 1253 01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:42,333 to the dimensions that I've gone from. 1254 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:45,125 - Yes, yes, of course. 1255 01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:51,625 - You better put this on. 1256 01:11:55,791 --> 01:11:56,791 - Thank you. 1257 01:11:57,833 --> 01:11:59,625 (comical struggling sounds) 1258 01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:07,325 - I can't watch anymore. - Me neither. 1259 01:12:07,375 --> 01:12:11,075 - I think I may have gone a bit far. (electronic upbeat music) 1260 01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:13,403 - You are just cutting out all the bits you don't 1261 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:15,741 know. This isn't no gender stereotype bullshit. 1262 01:12:15,791 --> 01:12:18,866 It's about you not learning any of your lines! 1263 01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:23,116 - I do know my lines. I am just cutting out all the bad bits. 1264 01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:25,500 - Oh, really? Let's just run through 1265 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:26,625 the love sonnet, shall we? 1266 01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:27,750 OK. 1267 01:12:31,708 --> 01:12:33,416 (flute and brass music) 1268 01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:54,616 If I profane with my unworthiest hands, 1269 01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:57,575 This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this 1270 01:12:57,625 --> 01:13:01,700 My lips, two blushing pilgrims ready stand 1271 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:05,658 To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss. 1272 01:13:05,708 --> 01:13:08,533 - Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hands too much 1273 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:10,991 Which mannerly devotion shows in this 1274 01:13:11,041 --> 01:13:13,325 For saints have hands that pilgrim's hands do touch 1275 01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:16,366 And palm to palm is holy Palmers' kiss. 1276 01:13:16,416 --> 01:13:19,408 - Have not saints lips and holy Palmers too? 1277 01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:25,583 - Saints do not. Pilgrims. Palmers. Something, something! 1278 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:27,533 - See what I mean. 1279 01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:31,083 - Use the prompter, Lauren. Where is he? 1280 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:33,033 - Dan. - She doesn't need a prompter, 1281 01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:35,875 she needs a karaoke screen with a script on it. 1282 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:38,166 (sighs) 1283 01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:48,583 - What's going on? 1284 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,666 - Isn't it obvious? 1285 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:51,266 Yeah! 1286 01:13:51,308 --> 01:13:54,825 - Look, Helen, I've made a huge mistake. 1287 01:13:54,875 --> 01:13:56,283 Please take me back. 1288 01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:57,666 - Blimey that worked. 1289 01:13:59,041 --> 01:14:01,208 - I don't want you back. I've got Louis now. 1290 01:14:02,791 --> 01:14:05,116 - I'm glad to see you're finally taking me seriously Helen. 1291 01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:08,858 - You bastard, you were meant to be my best mate. 1292 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:12,291 - Half an hour ago. You tried to ask Charlotte out, 1293 01:14:13,291 --> 01:14:15,325 so what's happening there? 1294 01:14:15,375 --> 01:14:16,408 - I changed my mind. 1295 01:14:16,458 --> 01:14:17,825 - Well, change it back. 1296 01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:19,916 - I don't like this. This is weird. 1297 01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:24,450 - Don't be stupid, it's worked like I said it would. 1298 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,991 Behave like they both like you. 1299 01:14:26,041 --> 01:14:29,166 And then when they do, you can just choose between them. 1300 01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:34,283 - So let me get this straight, you both love me? 1301 01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:35,325 - Yes - Yes. 1302 01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:38,491 You know what I think I'm gonna allow myself to believe that. 1303 01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:40,366 This sounds fun. 1304 01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:41,875 - Helen, please. 1305 01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:45,208 - Helen, please. 1306 01:14:46,291 --> 01:14:48,116 - How's your self-esteem now? 1307 01:14:48,166 --> 01:14:51,625 - Good, very good. I can't wait to see my counselor about this. 1308 01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:53,158 - Oh here you all are. 1309 01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:54,958 - Helen, can I talk to you please? 1310 01:14:58,083 --> 01:15:00,033 What the hell is going on with you and Louis? 1311 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:03,450 - Charlotte I'm so sorry I had nothing to do with it. 1312 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:07,866 - And Louis liking you this just happened by magic did it? 1313 01:15:07,916 --> 01:15:08,958 - Yeah, actually. 1314 01:15:09,833 --> 01:15:12,366 - Oh, by the way, I don't like you anymore either. 1315 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:13,500 I adore Helen. 1316 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:15,166 - Me too. 1317 01:15:16,041 --> 01:15:17,500 (together) - Shut up! 1318 01:15:18,291 --> 01:15:20,208 - You've always been jealous of me. 1319 01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:24,041 Well, I hope you're enjoying yourself. 1320 01:15:24,083 --> 01:15:26,958 - Yeah. I have always been jealous of you. 1321 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,301 I mean, who wouldn't be when people literally 1322 01:15:29,361 --> 01:15:31,450 climb over me at parties to get to you. 1323 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:34,658 Everything I've always wanted, you've got even Dan, 1324 01:15:34,708 --> 01:15:37,625 but I wouldn't do anything like this. It just happened. 1325 01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:40,491 - Maybe you're jealous of her because 1326 01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:43,033 she's more intelligent and smart. 1327 01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:46,158 And all you've got is that silly little nose and big eyes. 1328 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,366 Maybe that's what they see. 1329 01:15:47,416 --> 01:15:49,616 And that's how she managed to steal them off you. 1330 01:15:49,666 --> 01:15:52,791 For what they're worth. I'm sick of you people. 1331 01:15:56,916 --> 01:15:58,691 - I think Lauren's got a point to be honest. 1332 01:15:58,741 --> 01:15:59,658 - Yeah me too 1333 01:15:59,708 --> 01:16:02,283 - One thing Lauren forgot to mention you're very short. 1334 01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:03,408 - Yeah. 1335 01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:06,200 - I'm petite (small in French). - No, no that's different. 1336 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:08,416 - No, it's more. What's the word? 1337 01:16:08,541 --> 01:16:09,491 Stumpy! 1338 01:16:09,541 --> 01:16:11,291 Yeah! (make raspberry noises) 1339 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:12,541 - Stumpy??? 1340 01:16:13,833 --> 01:16:15,408 I'll give her stumpy! 1341 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:17,491 - I never said you were stumpy! 1342 01:16:17,541 --> 01:16:18,491 - Yes, you did. 1343 01:16:18,541 --> 01:16:20,750 - Ouch! (yelling) 1344 01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:22,241 - Leave her alone. 1345 01:16:22,291 --> 01:16:24,425 - She doesn't need you to protect her. She's got me. 1346 01:16:24,475 --> 01:16:25,958 - I can stand up for myself. 1347 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,240 - Oh what now you're not scared of me because I'm stumpy? 1348 01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:30,083 - Ouch! 1349 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:33,000 (grunting, fighting, yelling sounds) 1350 01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:38,666 - Ouch that's not fair! 1351 01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:43,125 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1352 01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:44,958 Freeze! (bleeping) 1353 01:16:53,916 --> 01:16:56,041 - You screwed up again. 1354 01:16:56,666 --> 01:16:59,958 - No, you did. Well, we both did. 1355 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:02,666 - So, remind me. 1356 01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:06,408 - Do either of these two actually fancy that one or is it 1357 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:08,950 just us messing with their heads? 1358 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,658 - Everything's messing with their heads. If it isn't their 1359 01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:15,366 hormones then it's the vodka they buy from Budgens. We've 1360 01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:18,075 made a bit of a mess of this, haven't we? 1361 01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:19,366 - What are we gonna do? 1362 01:17:19,416 --> 01:17:22,033 - Take off Hats off and slip away quietly. 1363 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:26,741 - No. I have a meeting with the school governors in 10 1364 01:17:26,791 --> 01:17:29,991 minutes with Veronika. 1365 01:17:30,041 --> 01:17:30,875 You... 1366 01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:36,625 ...set these four to default and then see to the play. 1367 01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:40,083 (photo snapping) 1368 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:42,958 (bleeping) 1369 01:17:43,541 --> 01:17:45,708 (grunting and shouting continues) 1370 01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:47,000 I need the device. 1371 01:17:53,458 --> 01:17:55,791 - I think I've made my point. 1372 01:17:56,583 --> 01:17:58,000 (bleeping) 1373 01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:10,291 (disgusted) 1374 01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:24,333 - Oh darling, I need you. 1375 01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:40,708 (bleeping) Default. 1376 01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:43,000 - What? - Nothing. 1377 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:48,083 (Heavy breathing) 1378 01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:50,500 Jeez, car crash or what! 1379 01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:52,991 - Right look, I think we should work out 1380 01:18:53,041 --> 01:18:55,375 who likes who before it all kicks off again? 1381 01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:02,458 Come on. 1382 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:19,675 - Guys come on, the play starts in half an hour. 1383 01:19:19,725 --> 01:19:21,665 - The props aren't sorted. Charlotte you need to 1384 01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:24,300 check the make up and Louis get to the front of house. 1385 01:19:24,350 --> 01:19:26,450 - Screw the props. I don't know my lines. 1386 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,375 And look at my hair 1387 01:19:29,458 --> 01:19:30,291 - Hugh 1388 01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,575 Hugh Jass! 1389 01:19:32,625 --> 01:19:36,408 Hugh Jass! 1390 01:19:36,458 --> 01:19:37,541 Hugh wake up! 1391 01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:49,083 (military style instrumental music) 1392 01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:33,741 - Good evening, Mr. King. I wonder if we might meet with the 1393 01:20:33,791 --> 01:20:36,741 director and actors for tonight's production? 1394 01:20:36,791 --> 01:20:43,333 - Yes, certainly. Shall we take a drink first? 1395 01:20:44,375 --> 01:20:45,950 - I don't think so. 1396 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,250 (military style music continues) 1397 01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:04,941 (panic) I can't, I don't know my lines! 1398 01:21:04,991 --> 01:21:05,991 Just breathe. 1399 01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:14,833 My god they're coming. 1400 01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:22,333 Tell Mr. King I can't do it. 1401 01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:24,241 (panic, talking over one and other) 1402 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,825 Lauren! 1403 01:21:25,875 --> 01:21:28,916 (muttering) 1404 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,375 He's dead! 1405 01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:36,958 (crash) 1406 01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:42,783 - This is all your fault. He just had a heart 1407 01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:43,950 attack from all the stress. 1408 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,250 - Somebody call the paramedics. 1409 01:21:46,291 --> 01:21:49,000 - Cancel everything, the directors dead. 1410 01:21:52,333 --> 01:21:56,416 - Nope, nope. No, I'm not. 1411 01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:00,741 The show must go on. 1412 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:03,158 (applause) 1413 01:22:03,208 --> 01:22:04,041 - Yes. 1414 01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:05,916 (crash) 1415 01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:11,625 I can't believe it. 1416 01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:14,625 (muttering) 1417 01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:16,575 Yeah. 1418 01:22:16,625 --> 01:22:18,241 Romeo and Juliet. 1419 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:20,791 Juliet's lines, upload. 1420 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:21,833 (bleeping) 1421 01:22:25,083 --> 01:22:26,500 - The show must go on. 1422 01:22:28,250 --> 01:22:30,541 My only love sprung from my only hate, 1423 01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:34,658 too early seen unknown too late. 1424 01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:37,366 This prestigious birth of love it is to me, 1425 01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:39,916 that I must love a loathed enemy 1426 01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:43,491 That's the bit I couldn't remember before 1427 01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:46,450 I've cracked it, I can do this. 1428 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:47,866 - That's more like it. 1429 01:22:47,916 --> 01:22:49,250 - I can do this. 1430 01:22:50,291 --> 01:22:53,833 But I'm still not happy about it like this. 1431 01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:54,875 Oh no. 1432 01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:08,500 - Just read it. 1433 01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:17,116 - I have travelled here from the year 1596. 1434 01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:19,200 - I didn't know they could do that. 1435 01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:22,241 - To say we hope you will enjoy our play and not be offended 1436 01:23:22,291 --> 01:23:26,000 by it. We realise things are very different in your time. 1437 01:23:28,041 --> 01:23:30,866 Young women and men are no longer defined by the wishes of 1438 01:23:30,916 --> 01:23:33,491 their parents or trapped by their gender and society's 1439 01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:37,908 expectations. Young people are mostly free to love who they 1440 01:23:37,958 --> 01:23:41,241 want and that is how it should be. However, although 1441 01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:45,408 more than 400 years separates us, this play is still totally 1442 01:23:45,458 --> 01:23:49,041 relevant because people are just as mad as they ever were. 1443 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:52,000 - OK, go off now. 1444 01:23:55,916 --> 01:24:00,916 - Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, 1445 01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:05,908 where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new 1446 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:10,166 mutiny where civil blood makes civil hands... 1447 01:24:17,958 --> 01:24:21,616 - Hi, I just came to say sorry 1448 01:24:21,666 --> 01:24:24,908 - For what? For being happy and normal? 1449 01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:32,583 - No for not understanding, I know now what it feels like to- 1450 01:24:32,625 --> 01:24:34,450 - Not think you're wonderful all the time? 1451 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:38,250 - Yeah. It was terrible. Nightmare. 1452 01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:44,708 - I'm sorry as well for being jealous and thinking people are 1453 01:24:44,833 --> 01:24:47,158 stupid if they have a good time. 1454 01:24:47,208 --> 01:24:51,283 - So do you still think that if somebody likes you, 1455 01:24:51,333 --> 01:24:54,283 they must have something seriously wrong with them? 1456 01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:55,708 - Nothing seriously wrong. 1457 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,408 - Helen you're wonderful. 1458 01:25:00,458 --> 01:25:02,375 - No, you're wonderful. 1459 01:25:07,291 --> 01:25:10,908 - What lady which doth enrich the hand of yonder knight? 1460 01:25:10,958 --> 01:25:12,950 - Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe. 1461 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,333 A villain that is hither come in spite, 1462 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:17,458 (photos snapping) 1463 01:25:18,083 --> 01:25:20,875 (bleeping) 1464 01:25:22,166 --> 01:25:23,166 - So shows 1465 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:27,533 a snowy dove troops with crows, 1466 01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:30,583 a young man over his fellow shows. 1467 01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:33,950 Did my heart love till now? 1468 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,375 Forswear it sight. 1469 01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:39,583 For I've never seen beauty, until this night. 1470 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:42,500 - This by his lovely voice is a Montague. 1471 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:48,158 - Fetch me my rapier boy, what dares the slave come hither 1472 01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:52,241 with an antique face to fleer and scorn at our solemnity. 1473 01:25:52,291 --> 01:25:55,083 Now by the stock and honor of our kin 1474 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,700 stroke his face, 1475 01:25:57,750 --> 01:25:59,083 I hold it not a sin. 1476 01:25:59,125 --> 01:26:00,125 (bleeping) 1477 01:26:03,875 --> 01:26:05,658 It is just that this villain is a guest. 1478 01:26:05,708 --> 01:26:06,866 I'll not endure him. 1479 01:26:06,916 --> 01:26:08,366 - He shall be endured. 1480 01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:09,491 What Goodman boy? 1481 01:26:09,541 --> 01:26:10,708 I say he shall. 1482 01:26:12,166 --> 01:26:14,708 Am I the master here, or you? 1483 01:26:16,708 --> 01:26:17,708 (phone chimes) 1484 01:26:22,166 --> 01:26:23,166 - Oh... 1485 01:26:23,666 --> 01:26:26,041 ...Louie wants to see me in five minutes. 1486 01:26:33,458 --> 01:26:38,366 - Charlotte please don't dump me, 1487 01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:39,908 please don't dump me, Charlotte. 1488 01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:41,783 Today's been crazy and I just- 1489 01:26:41,833 --> 01:26:44,908 - But I'm vain and full of myself. 1490 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:46,866 And I think I'm wonderful. 1491 01:26:46,916 --> 01:26:50,166 - Well, that's because you are Charlotte, so wonderful. 1492 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:54,125 That's why I'm asking and begging you please don't dump me. 1493 01:26:54,166 --> 01:26:57,583 - Well, it would be a shame to waste the keys. 1494 01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:03,041 (Crying with happiness) 1495 01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:13,291 - Come night, come Romeo come thou day and night. 1496 01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:16,241 Thou wilt lie on the wings of night 1497 01:27:16,291 --> 01:27:18,041 (bleeping) - No no no no no. 1498 01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:21,375 - I don't want to lose. I don't want to leave my body 1499 01:27:26,791 --> 01:27:29,491 - We'll have to leave soon though. 1500 01:27:29,541 --> 01:27:31,783 Otherwise we'll be stuck here forever. 1501 01:27:31,833 --> 01:27:35,458 - I will never mingle with anybody else but you. 1502 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:41,166 (play continues in background) 1503 01:27:42,416 --> 01:27:45,575 - Oh I bought the mansion of a love but not possessed it. 1504 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:48,533 And though I'm sold not yet enjoyed ... 1505 01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:51,541 (slow piano music) 1506 01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:07,491 - So do you think we could give it 1507 01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:10,125 another go then? Our relationship? 1508 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,583 - I don't know. What do you think? 1509 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:18,526 - I think that you just wanted me back so 1510 01:28:18,586 --> 01:28:20,583 that you can prove you're as good as Charlotte 1511 01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:22,708 - I did. 1512 01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:27,041 - And I only wanted a relationship to prove that 1513 01:28:27,083 --> 01:28:31,333 I was as good as Louis. I do like you, it's not just that. 1514 01:28:31,916 --> 01:28:32,916 Do you even like me? 1515 01:28:34,333 --> 01:28:35,700 - Yeah I like you. 1516 01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:37,500 - Just not like that. 1517 01:28:38,541 --> 01:28:42,125 More like a peanut butter and a Nutella bagel. 1518 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:43,250 What? 1519 01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:44,291 Don't worry. 1520 01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:48,000 - Sorry 1521 01:28:50,291 --> 01:28:52,166 - You know, it's fine. 1522 01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:55,658 Now I think I'm as good as Louis 1523 01:28:55,708 --> 01:28:58,750 maybe I don't need a relationship right now. 1524 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:15,000 - What's here, a cup closed in my true love's hand 1525 01:29:16,875 --> 01:29:19,491 Poison I see hath been his timeless end. 1526 01:29:19,541 --> 01:29:22,283 - Oh I do not like this ending at all. 1527 01:29:22,333 --> 01:29:25,241 Such a waste of two perfectly serviceable bodies. 1528 01:29:25,291 --> 01:29:27,875 - To help me after? I will kiss thy lips 1529 01:29:30,791 --> 01:29:33,116 Haply some poison yet doth hang on them 1530 01:29:33,166 --> 01:29:37,625 To make me die with a restorative. Thy lips are warm. 1531 01:29:38,125 --> 01:29:39,375 Oh happy dagger. 1532 01:29:42,125 --> 01:29:43,291 This is thy sheath. 1533 01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:52,083 There rust and let me die. 1534 01:29:54,083 --> 01:29:55,083 (bleeping) 1535 01:29:57,083 --> 01:30:00,325 - So enough tragedy for tonight. 1536 01:30:00,375 --> 01:30:03,866 We need to enjoy what little time is left to us. 1537 01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:05,825 Let's warm this up! 1538 01:30:05,875 --> 01:30:08,958 (instrumental music) 1539 01:30:12,041 --> 01:30:17,041 ♪ 7 hours, with my feet still off the ground ♪ 1540 01:30:19,791 --> 01:30:24,791 ♪ Just 7 hours am I ever coming down ♪ 1541 01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:31,200 ♪ I don’t want to go before falling in love ♪ 1542 01:30:31,250 --> 01:30:34,741 ♪ And I want to see with my own eyes ♪ 1543 01:30:34,791 --> 01:30:38,783 ♪ Because sometime I must be leaving ♪ 1544 01:30:38,833 --> 01:30:42,825 ♪ And then you will realise ♪ 1545 01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:47,875 ♪ 7 hours, and I want you here with me ♪ 1546 01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:55,583 ♪ Just 7 hours until we make history ♪ 1547 01:30:57,791 --> 01:31:02,116 ♪ And it makes no difference to me ♪ 1548 01:31:02,166 --> 01:31:05,908 ♪ What dimension we’re from ♪ 1549 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:09,700 ♪ If you are there when we’re leaving ♪ 1550 01:31:09,750 --> 01:31:14,750 ♪ And then when you’re calling me home ♪ 1551 01:31:21,791 --> 01:31:25,533 ♪ 7 hours on earth ♪ 1552 01:31:25,583 --> 01:31:30,250 ♪ 7 hours on earth, ooooooo ♪ 1553 01:31:37,250 --> 01:31:42,250 ♪ 7 hours, helping everyone ♪ 1554 01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:49,916 ♪ Just 7 hours, and we will soon be done ♪ 1555 01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:56,458 ♪ We have laid the foundation ♪ 1556 01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:59,991 ♪ there's nothing left to do ♪ 1557 01:32:00,041 --> 01:32:03,658 ♪ It’s hard to believe there’s so much love ♪ 1558 01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:08,158 ♪ The rest we’ll leave up to you ♪ 1559 01:32:08,208 --> 01:32:13,208 ♪ 7 Hours, and then we will fly away ♪ 1560 01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:20,750 ♪ Just 7 hours, of living for today ♪ 1561 01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:27,241 ♪ Don’t be afraid to show how you feel ♪ 1562 01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:31,158 ♪ This may be your last chance ♪ 1563 01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:34,991 ♪ You count your blessings light years ♪ (crashing sound) 1564 01:32:35,041 --> 01:32:39,708 ♪ We’ll count our time in romance ♪ 1565 01:32:46,916 --> 01:32:50,700 ♪ 7 hours on earth (Whoosh) ♪ 1566 01:32:50,750 --> 01:32:54,533 ♪ 7 hours on earth ♪ (whoosh) 1567 01:32:54,583 --> 01:32:59,291 ♪ 7 hours on earth ♪ 1568 01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:04,625 (applause) 1569 01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:31,158 - Well, can't say I've ever seen anything like that before, 1570 01:33:31,208 --> 01:33:35,950 but you know, wonderful special effects and interesting 1571 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:39,450 interpretation of the play. We must ensure that the funding 1572 01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:42,166 for drama continues next year. Well done. 1573 01:33:43,125 --> 01:33:45,583 - Thank you so much. 1574 01:33:46,458 --> 01:33:49,866 - So, it was all a great success. 1575 01:33:49,916 --> 01:33:52,333 - Yes it was. Well done. 1576 01:33:53,833 --> 01:33:56,333 - Well done to you, too. 1577 01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:57,750 You know, 1578 01:33:58,958 --> 01:34:00,200 I feel like a new man. 1579 01:34:00,250 --> 01:34:01,083 - So do I 1580 01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:08,875 - And I feel optimistic about the future. 1581 01:34:09,958 --> 01:34:10,791 - Me too. 1582 01:34:13,708 --> 01:34:15,458 (chattering) 1583 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:17,825 - I told you I knew my lines. 1584 01:34:17,875 --> 01:34:19,291 - Shut up Lauren. 1585 01:34:27,416 --> 01:34:28,416 - Goodnight Helen. 1586 01:34:28,583 --> 01:34:29,666 - Goodnight Dan. 1587 01:34:44,666 --> 01:34:49,291 - Sometimes you want to want something and you just can't. 1588 01:34:50,666 --> 01:34:53,825 And for the record, they did find love 1589 01:34:53,875 --> 01:34:58,416 with other people. But that was later when they were ready. 1590 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,958 You see, I have ways of keeping an eye on them. 1591 01:35:04,958 --> 01:35:06,708 From far away. 1592 01:35:11,583 --> 01:35:14,166 (guitar music) 1593 01:35:25,916 --> 01:35:32,241 ♪ I can't help the feeling, there's something we can't find ♪ 1594 01:35:32,291 --> 01:35:39,533 ♪ Can't see or hear it but it's always in our mind ♪ 1595 01:35:39,583 --> 01:35:45,158 ♪ This is the beginning of a journey that won't end ♪ 1596 01:35:45,208 --> 01:35:51,658 ♪ Coz space and time means nothing. To a heart that's found a friend ♪ 1597 01:35:51,708 --> 01:35:58,783 ♪ And I know that as the story unfurls ♪ 1598 01:35:58,833 --> 01:36:05,158 ♪ If you really want to see the truth, look beyond our world ♪ 1599 01:36:05,208 --> 01:36:12,533 ♪ And I think there's something out there, I think it could be good ♪ 1600 01:36:12,583 --> 01:36:16,200 ♪ And I know in my mind there's no need to hide ♪ 1601 01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:19,741 ♪ Even if we could ♪ - Are you Milly? 1602 01:36:19,791 --> 01:36:22,866 ♪ I'll keep my eyes wide open ♪ - A lot of people are looking for you 1603 01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:26,158 ♪ For a sign from up above ♪ 1604 01:36:26,208 --> 01:36:33,241 ♪ Coz I realise now the key to life is love ♪ 1605 01:36:33,291 --> 01:36:39,825 ♪ I realise now the key to life is love ♪ 1606 01:36:39,875 --> 01:36:45,116 ♪ I realise now what the dream of life is ♪ 1607 01:36:45,166 --> 01:36:46,908 - You had a good night then? 1608 01:36:46,958 --> 01:36:51,075 - Its been an amazing night. I had a dream. 1609 01:36:51,125 --> 01:36:54,250 - I had a great dream. 1610 01:37:05,041 --> 01:37:08,700 ♪ When the love is gone ♪ 1611 01:37:08,750 --> 01:37:12,658 ♪ And the moon shines here ♪ 1612 01:37:12,708 --> 01:37:15,450 ♪ And the shadows appear ♪ 1613 01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:20,500 ♪ It's darkening darkening ♪ 1614 01:37:20,958 --> 01:37:24,408 ♪ When the faith is lost ♪ 1615 01:37:24,458 --> 01:37:28,616 ♪ And the hope in your heart is gone ♪ 1616 01:37:28,666 --> 01:37:31,700 ♪ And the tears dry up ♪ 1617 01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:36,750 ♪ You cannot stop it stop it ♪ 1618 01:37:38,250 --> 01:37:46,250 ♪ (pop rock music continues) ♪